Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Because of farts.

   "That's part of why I love you! I can't fart around anyone but you, and I know you will love me even though I have stinky farts."
     -Brandon, my darling husband. And yes, that is an actual quote, right after he bent over and farted at the side of my face, inducing a minor asthma attack and my rage.

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